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This was a 4AM adventure
Hello you crazy muther-loving pixie..
tis' I 4AM! Still a smug bastard, and still rocking mightily
In July 2004, some guy went to China and did some push-ups. THIS is his story.
BEFORE THE CHINAFICATION PROCESS
This guy was a mess. He drank loads and was always childish to everyone. All he ever did was play with toys all day and never contributed a thing back to society. Worthless. That twinkle in his eye is the hope that one day HE WILL ROCK MIGHTILY. God smiled upon him on that day.....
AFTER THE CHINAFICATION PROCESS
Now this guy means business. RAGH!!!! Sleek, amazing, and super powered, this guy ROCKS MIGHTILY alright. He can do complex equations two hundred times quicker then any stupid computer. PAH! He laughs in the face of death and eats rocks, NO, DIAMONDS! He's so mature that he realised that TROUBLE TV IS AWFUL. He has an ultra cool beard, and can use phrases like 'ultra cool' and still sound wicked. He's hip, he's cool, he's nobodies fool - He's me, Carl McFierce P.I.
Nee hao bitches, I'm back and I can alter this crappy website as much as I like now. AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!
Yeah, If you can be bothered to read any of this JUNK read it, I won't stop you. I can't stop you unless I'm actually in the same room as you, which I'm not, but I will find you, and then you'll be screwed MATE.
I'll put up some decent stuff soon, I swear. Or you could just go onto ANOTHER WEBSITE. There's loads out there. Go on Low bright, it's wicked. There, that saves me from a lot of work.
ENJOY! (if that's humanly possible.)
PS if you contact www.chinashaolins.com let them know that you found them from this site - Enjoy!
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